Lemuel The Servant

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St.Augusitine writing Confessions

While remembering all his youthful follies, he remembers how God's unfarthomable grace has been a shield for him, how grace leads to discover his faith into Three in One God.

Divine Illumination

St: Augustine receive divine illumination from Jesus the Son of God and Mary, the mother of Jesus, enlightening him while he is writing his discourse.

St.MONICA and St.AUGUSTINE at Ecstacy at Ostia

Two saints, mother and son receive a vision of heaven at Ostia, near Rome. It was the last moment of the two being together, looking heaven ward, and later St.Monica died and was buried there.

Seminarians on the wall.

With co-seminarians, where trying to escape the scourging sunlight, sitting on the fence and keeping ourselves calm with jokes.

Rosary Garden at Tabor Hill, Talamban

A place of prayer and peace, a place of love and charity where being together with the mother of our Divine Lord, and recitation of Holy Rosary knocks the doors of Heaven.

02 February, 2011

The Presentation of the Lord


By Mike Lambrecht

    On February 2nd we celebrate the feast of the Presentation of the Lord. As was the custom in
Jewish Law, it was necessary for the first-born son to be offered to God by sacrificing a pair of
turtledoves. Because there was a waiting period of forty days during which a mother was considered unclean after giving birth, this was traditionally done after the period of purification had passed. This custom was put in place as a thanksgiving to God for leading the Jewish people out of slavery in the land of Egypt. As we know, during Passover, in the 10th plague on the Egyptians, God spared the first-born sons of the Jews.
    Because Mary and Joseph were devout Jews, they honored this custom and went to the Temple in Jerusalem forty days after the birth of Jesus to offer the sacrifice. While at the temple, they encountered a holy man of God named Simeon, who had had it revealed to him by the Holy Spirit that he would see the savior before he died. Upon seeing Jesus, he recognized him as the messiah and spoke these words:
“Now, Master, you may let your servant go in peace, according to your word, for my eyes have seen your salvation, which you prepared in sight of all the peoples, a light for revelation to the gentiles and glory for your people Israel.” (Luke 2:29-32)
    In examining his words, we can learn much. First of all, it is clear from the words of Simeon that Jesus’ coming was foretold by the word of God. Anyone who has taken even a cursory look at the Old Testament knows this to be true. 
    Even more telling, however, is the fact that Simeon pronounces Christ as not only the glory of the people of Israel, but for all gentiles (non-Jews) as well. This message would have been unheard of in Jewish times. The gentiles were not well-liked by the Jews (and for good reason). The Gentiles of the day worshipped false gods. Only the chosen people of Israel were worshipping the one, true Lord.
    We should be eternally grateful that not all of the Jews initially believed in Christ. And so, by God’s plan, the gospel message of salvation was carried elsewhere to all peoples. Saint Paul talks about this in his letter to the Romans, “Now I am speaking to you Gentiles. Inasmuch then as I am an apostle to the Gentiles, I magnify my ministry in order to make my fellow Jews jealous, and thus save some of them. (Romans 11:13-14) In other words, by preaching to the gentiles the message of
salvation, St. Paul was hoping to save even more Jews who had not initially believed in Jesus as the messiah.
    This worldwide message of salvation was made even more explicit in a verse that we often see held up on signs at sporting events: "For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him might not perish but might have eternal life." (John 3:16)
If we truly take the time to meditate upon this verse we can catch a glimpse of the infinite love of God, who took on human flesh to redeem us to himself. We can gain a better understanding of just why Jesus would choose to suffer a most embarrassing and horrific death on a cross. And, we can begin to understand how imperative it is that we continue spreading the gospel message, especially in this day and age.

01 February, 2011

HOLY VIRGIN MARY


The Catholic Church venerates St. Mary as the most glorious of God’s creations, entirely sin-less and ever virgin. The references in the Gospels about the “brothers of Jesus” have been misinterpreted by a few as evidence against her virginity. But it is well documented in the Holy Scriptures and the Sacred Traditions that the brothers cited there were the cousins and other close relatives of Jesus, called colloquially as brothers.
Jesus, the Divine Word made flesh, assumed human nature in the womb of St. Mary. From womb to tomb, she followed Jesus in His life. The Church has accepted her ever-spotless virginity as a sacred truth in all ages. Mary remained a virgin when she conceived, gave birth to Jesus and even after His birth. The poet, William Wordsworth praised her as “our tainted nature’s solitary boast”. Her womb, which carried her Holy Son, was the “first Tabernacle” in the New Testament. God’s Divinity recognized her purity, virginity and humility and thus the redemption of humanity became a reality.
In the Holy Mass of the Malankara rite of the Catholic Church, the virginity of St. Mary is remembered in the image of the miraculous flaming bush which was not devoured by fire, described in Exodus 3:1-5. The hymn, “Mulmaram eriyatheruthee than naduvil….” can be translated and sung in the same tune as:
“Flaming bush was not ignited by surrounding fire.
Thus, Almighty dwelt in Mary in human image.
Hence her vow of virginity-
Did not suffer any damage.”

31 January, 2011

AVE MARIA


John was a pious catholic who visited his church regularly. One of his friends, James, a protestant, once sought his advice to solve a serious personal problem, “John, I have received two different proposals for my marriage. One is from Maria and the other is from Lily. Both are equally good. I am unable to make a decision. Please advise me.”
John replied, “It is really difficult to decide. Let us seek God’s opinion.” “But how do we know what God has planned for me?” James asked. “You may follow what I do. I enter my church and pray for a while. The correct direction will be revealed to me. I have experienced it several times.” As advised, James went into the catholic church of John, knelt down and closed his eyes in fervent prayer. Later when he opened his eyes, he was filled with wonder. He ran to meet John and shouted with joy, “John, you were right. God revealed it to me. It was a miracle!” John inquired, “How did you get the correct direction?” James replied with excitement, “I prayed and opened my eyes. The answer was there, clearly written on the cloth covering the altar. It read, ‘AVE MARIA’. So I chose Maria and left Lily. Thank God, the confusion is over.” John smiled gently. He knew that the words, ‘AVE MARIA’ were already there in the church as it is a common sight in catholic churches. ‘Ave Maria’ is a version of the greeting, “Hail, Mary” adapted from the salutations of the angel Gabriel and St. Elizabeth to St. Mary {Luke 1:28, 42}. But James had not seen it so far as he had not visited a catholic church earlier. Hence he took it as God’s written message to solve his personal dilemma.
It is a common custom among many believers to blindly open their Bible and read the first verse that catches their eyes, and act according to it, assuming that it is God’s instant message for immediate action. But we must realize that God may not speak always through this short-cut method of man.
A worried woman in a very depressed state blindly opened the Bible expecting God’s direction. The verse she got was: “Then he went off and hanged himself” {Matthew 27:5}. She was really confused. So she closed the Bible and blindly opened another page and read the new message: “You go, then, and do the same” {Luke 10: 37}. Worried about the tragic message, she tried again and repeated her search. This time the message was clear but cruel: “Be quick about what you are doing!” {John 13: 27}. Luckily, she consulted the Vicar before executing the message and so she was saved. The Vicar explained that the three verses were from three different contexts and should not be connected to arrive at a dangerous conclusion.
The Bible is to be read and studied systematically, assimilated actively and practised properly in daily life.
Jesus Christ is the Word of God incarnated as man.
The Bible is the Word of God incarnated in the language of man.
King David sings in the Psalms, “Your Word is a lamp to guide me and a light for my path” {Psalms 119:105}.
St. Paul exhorts us to get ready for the war against Devil using the Word of God as the sword of the soul: “And accept salvation as a helmet and the Word of God as the sword which the Spirit gives you” {Ephesians 6:17}.
“The Word of God is alive and active; sharper than any double-edged sword. It cuts all the way through, to where soul and spirit meet. It judges the desires and thoughts of man’s heart” {Hebrews 4:12}.

27 January, 2011

Bible Jokes

Where in the Bible does it say that men do the dishes?
AAAAA 2 Kings 21:13 "...and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down to dry."

What was Noah's greatest worry?
AAAAA The pair of mosquitoes.

What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
AAAAA Satan the devil. Revelation says he will be bound up for a thousand years! (Rev 20:2 KJV)

Where is the first example of cannibalism in the Bible?
AAAAA Two Kings Ate One!

Who is the shortest person in the Bible?
AAAAA Bildad the Shuhite! . . . or . . . AAAAAA Knee High Miah! . . .or . . . AAAAAAA Peter (when he slept on his watch) . . . or . . AAAAAAAA Jesus (when He spoke on a mustard seed)

Who is the largest woman in the Bible?
AAAAA The woman of Some area (Samaria Jn 4)

How do we know Moses wore a wig?
AAAAA Sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn't!

When is the first food fight mentioned in the Bible?
AAAAA "I looked and behold a flying roll!" (Zech 5:1 KJV)

Do you know the phone number for the Garden of Eden?
AAAAA Adam 8-1-2!

Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
AAAAANebuchadnezzar. He was on grass for seven years.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
AAAAA1). Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a FURY.

AAAAAA2). David's TRIUMPH was heard throughout the land.

AAAAAAA3). HONDA...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

AAAAAAAA4). 2 Corinthians 4 v 8 describes going out in service maybe in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed."

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
AAAAASamson. He brought the house down.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
AAAAAIn the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
AAAAAThey were really put out.

Why couldn't Noah's wife and sons play cards on the Ark?
AAAAA Because Noah sat on the deck.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
AAAAAThey really raised Cain.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
AAAAAYour mother ate us out of house and home.
The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories?
AAAAAThey used floodlights.
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
AAAAADavid. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
AAAAAThe thought had never entered his head before.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
AAAAAGerman Shepherds.
What is the best way to get to Paradise?
AAAAATurn right and go straight.
Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
AAAAAMoses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
AAAAAThe area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
AAAAABecause in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
AAAAAWhen Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Where was the first cricket match mentioned in the Bible?
AAAAAAt Pentecost when Peter stood up with the eleven and was bowled. (bold)!!.
Did you know that Paul was the 1st surfer in the Bible?
AAAAARemember in Acts when he "came ashore on a board"!.
How do we know that the disciples were very cruel to the corn?
AAAAA Because they pulled it's ears.
Which Bible character had no parents?
AAAAA(1) Joshua, son of Nun
AAAAAA(2) Jonah, because he was brought up by a whale.
How do they make holy water?
AAAAA They boil the hell out of it!

26 January, 2011

Please answer these Questions correctly, but do not look at the answer immediately.


Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
AAAAANoah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
AAAAAPharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out little prophet.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
AAAAARuth-less.

Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
AAAAANebuchadnezzar. He was on grass for seven years.

What did Eve ask Adam during their first argument?
AAAAA"Adam, is there another woman?"

At what time of day was Adam created?
AAAAAA little before Eve.

Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
AAAAANo, it was an apple.

Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
AAAAAIn Genesis, when God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

JOKES about NOAH

Why on Noah's ark couldn't they eat apples?
AAAAABecause they only came in pears

On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows on-board. What did he get from the ducks?
AAAAAQuackers

Which animal on Noah's Ark had the highest level of intelligence?
AAAAAThe Giraffe

When was the first meat mentioned in the Bible?
AAAAA When Noah took Ham into the ark.

Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
AAAAA Because they were using "fowl" language.

How many people went on board the Ark before Noah?
AAAAA Three, because it says "... and Noah went forth"

JOKES LOT'S WIFE

Lot's last words to his wife?
AAAAA...Honey, is someone following

OR

Why was a woman in the Bible turned into a pillar of salt?
AAAAABecause she was dissatisfied with her Lot.

GENERAL BIBLE JOKES

Why should we all be encouraged by the story of Jonah and the whale?
AAAAA Because, Jonah was down in the mouth, but came out all right.

Why was everyone in Biblical times so poor?
AAAAA Because there was only one Job!..

How long did Cain dislike his brother?
AAAAA As long as he was Abel.

25 January, 2011

I COULD NOT RECOGNIZE YOU!





A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you
said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from
out of the path of the ambulance?'


God replied:

'I didn't recognize you.'


Many times in many ways we always want to be like someone other than who we are.  In reality God wants us to be who we are.  He wants us to imitate his son Jesus Christ or the Saints and Mother Mary.  We try to follow anything new, everything fashionable, everyone except the above persons.  First let us ask the grace of God to be who we are as He created us and as He wants us to be.