Lemuel the Servant

Please answer these Questions correctly, but do not look at the answer immediately.


Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
AAAAANoah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
AAAAAPharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out little prophet.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
AAAAARuth-less.

Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
AAAAANebuchadnezzar. He was on grass for seven years.

What did Eve ask Adam during their first argument?
AAAAA"Adam, is there another woman?"

At what time of day was Adam created?
AAAAAA little before Eve.

Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
AAAAANo, it was an apple.

Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
AAAAAIn Genesis, when God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

JOKES about NOAH

Why on Noah's ark couldn't they eat apples?
AAAAABecause they only came in pears

On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows on-board. What did he get from the ducks?
AAAAAQuackers

Which animal on Noah's Ark had the highest level of intelligence?
AAAAAThe Giraffe

When was the first meat mentioned in the Bible?
AAAAA When Noah took Ham into the ark.

Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
AAAAA Because they were using "fowl" language.

How many people went on board the Ark before Noah?
AAAAA Three, because it says "... and Noah went forth"

JOKES LOT'S WIFE

Lot's last words to his wife?
AAAAA...Honey, is someone following

OR

Why was a woman in the Bible turned into a pillar of salt?
AAAAABecause she was dissatisfied with her Lot.

GENERAL BIBLE JOKES

Why should we all be encouraged by the story of Jonah and the whale?
AAAAA Because, Jonah was down in the mouth, but came out all right.

Why was everyone in Biblical times so poor?
AAAAA Because there was only one Job!..

How long did Cain dislike his brother?
AAAAA As long as he was Abel.