John was a pious catholic who visited his church regularly. One of his friends, James, a protestant, once sought his advice to solve a serious personal problem, “John, I have received two different proposals for my marriage. One is from Maria and the other is from Lily. Both are equally good. I am unable to make a decision. Please advise me.” John replied, “It is really difficult to decide. Let us seek...
31 January, 2011
27 January, 2011
Bible Jokes
Where in the Bible does it say that men do the dishes?
AAAAA 2 Kings 21:13 "...and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down to dry."
What was Noah's greatest worry?
AAAAA The pair of mosquitoes.
What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
AAAAA Satan the devil. Revelation says he will be bound up for a thousand years! (Rev 20:2 KJV)
Where is the first example of cannibalism in the Bible?
AAAAA...
26 January, 2011
Please answer these Questions correctly, but do not look at the answer immediately.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
AAAAANoah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
AAAAAPharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out little prophet.
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
AAAAARuth-less.
Who was the first drug addict...
25 January, 2011
I COULD NOT RECOGNIZE YOU!
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She...
24 January, 2011
QUIET NOW! BE STILL!
The world which is going into pieces is in need of peace in these days more than ever. How can we make the world peaceful? If the hearts of human beings received the peace of mind and heart, the whole world will receive peace.
Then, are we not at peace? Or in other words Are we at peace? Yes, without doubt, the answer is not! We are not at peace. ...
The Teaching of the Lord to the Gentiles by the Twelve Apostles (also known as Didache)
Didache 1:1
There are two ways, one of life and one of death, and there is a great difference between the two ways. Didache 1:2
The way of life is this. First of all, thou shalt love the God that made thee; secondly, Thy neighbor as thyself. And all things whatsoever thou wouldst not have befall thyself, neither do thou unto another.
Didache 1:3
Now of these words the doctrine is this. Bless them that curse you, and pray for your enemies and fast...
21 January, 2011
THE DRIVER IS DEAD!
A smart and active child was playing with a battery-operated toy car. It fell from his hands and stopped working. He took it to his father who was an engineer. His father opened the car with a screwdriver to examine the trouble. The curious child was watching carefully. Suddenly he cried out in joy, “Daddy, I have found out why it doesn’t work.” He put his tiny fingers into the car’s front seat and took out a dead fly. He declared aloud,...
20 January, 2011
GOD'S MYSTERIOUS MOVES
William Cowper, British poet and Bible scholar (1731-1800) suffered from occasional bouts of deep depression and doubt. There is a legend about the last hymn composed by him. One night when he was in a dark mood of deep despair, he left his home, determined to end his life by jumping into the River Thames in England.
That night the city of London was covered with an unusually heavy fog and Mr. Cowper, who was searching...
19 January, 2011
A MELODIOUS MUSIC
There was a musician who was exceptionally talented and a gifted player of fiddle. He was once performing before a large audience, who were enjoying the heavenly melody with rapt attention and great appreciation. He was playing his own favourite fiddle which had four strings and a bow.
As the programme progressed, one of the strings broke. But he continued to perform without interruption. Then a second string also...
18 January, 2011
THE HIDDEN TREASURE
An old beggar was on his deathbed. As a parting gift, he handed over a small packet wrapped in old clothes to his only son. He advised his son to handle it with the utmost care. Soon he passed away. After his father’s funeral, the son started to beg in the streets, as he knew of no other way to support him. He was careful to safely carry the packet given by his father along with him wherever he went. He did not care to open it or see what...
17 January, 2011
A message Box
မဂၤလာပါ
ကြၽန္ေတာ္ chat box တင္ထားပါတယ္။ စိတ္ကူးရမယ္ဆိုရင္ အၾကံညဏ္ေကာင္းမ်ား
ေဝဖန္တာမ်ားကို ဝန္းသာစြာၾကိဳဆိုလ်က္ပါ။ ေကာင္းေကာင္းဆိုးဆိုး ဆုံးမေပးၾကပါ။
စာဖတ္သူမ်ား ဆီက ဘာေဝဖန္အၾကံေပးတာမွ မၾကားရေတာ့ ဇေဝဇဝါျဖစ္လာတယ္ဗ်ာ။
ျပဳျပင္စရာရွိတာေလးေတြ မွားေနတာေလးေတြ ကိုျပင္ဆင္ေပးၾကဖို႕ ေတာင္းပန္ပါတယ္
လူဆိုတာက အမွားမရွိတဲ့လူမရွိ ဘူးဆိုတာအမွန္ပဲ မဟုတ္ပါလားဗ်ာ
အားလုံးကို ခရစ္ေတာ္၌ ခ်စ္ခင္ေလးစားလ...
God's chair
A man's daughter had asked the local pastor to come and pray with her father. When the pastor arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows and an empty chair beside his bed. The pastor assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit. "I guess you were expecting me," he said. "No, who are you?".
"I'm the new associate at your...
16 January, 2011
Prayer after Communion By Cardinal John Henry Newman
Jesus Prayer - by Cardinal John Henry Newman (1901-1990)
(Recited daily after Communion, by Mother Teresa of Calcutta and her Sisters of Charity) Dear Jesus,
help me to spread your fragrance wherever I go.
Flood my soul with your spirit and life.
Penetrate and possess my whole being so utterly
that my life may only be a radiance of yours.
Shine through me and be so in me that every soul I come in contact with
may feel...
A Prayer of John Henry Cardinal Newman
God created me to do him some definite service;
he has committed some work to me
which he has not committed to another.
I have my mission -
I may never know it in this life,
but I shall be told it in the next...
Therefore, I will trust him...
If I am in sickness,
my sickness may serve him;
in perplexity,
my perplexity...
15 January, 2011
You Are Wanted to Be the Witness of Christ, Jesus
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Let's Pray for the Reparation of Our Guilt
This short prayer is for the sins of our human society which causes the great harm to us. because of our ignorance we have been hurting ourselves for many years. Because of greediness, selfishness our society has fallen down to the lowest level through the history. We need to pray, every one of us so that God will forgive all our guilt. May the Lord Bless Us all. Note this prayer is intended for the abortion throughout the world. May the Lord Grant...
13 January, 2011
THE SACRED SACRAMENT
Dionysius (Denis, Dennis or Diniz) was a king of Portugal.St. Elizabeth (1271-1336) was his saintly wife who led a virtuous life. She had a great concern for the poor and needy. She did not admire the glory, grandeur and riches of the royal family. She led several acts of charity, often secretly, with the help of a pious young servant of the palace. An assistant of the king was envious of the young...
12 January, 2011
A FATAL FLOOD
A river was in flood following heavy rain. The authorities warned the people staying near the river that a heavy flood was imminent and exhorted them to vacate their residences immediately and move to a safe camp, carrying only the most essential articles with them. First they sent a truck to carry the people. Most of them escaped in the truck. One person was adamant that he would not follow them. He declared that...
11 January, 2011
DEVIL'S BEATITUDES
WISH YOU ALL EXTENDED BLESSED NEW YEAR GREETINGS!
Usually on New Year Day many of us take some resolutions to follow up in the coming year. And some of us don't remember it after 1st of January, and most of us have confusion to what to make as a resolution. I think this will help us to be aware and take a right resolution for this year and take us away...
10 January, 2011
He Our Heavenly Father
မိုးေလးက တစ္ဖြဲဖြဲ တစ္စိမ့္စိမ့္ နဲ့ စိုစြတ္ထိုင္းမိုင္းေနတဲ့ ဒီလိုအခ်ိန္မွာ စိတ္ထဲမွာ ေတြးမိသူက ဒီပတ္ဝန္းက်င္ ကိုဖန္ဆင္းရွင္ကိုပါ ထူးဆန္းပါတယ္ အလြန္တစ္ရာကို ထူးဆန္းလြန္း ပါတယ္သူသာ မရွိခဲ့ဘူးဆိုရင္ က်ြန္ေတာ္တို႕ လူသားေတြမ ရွိနိုင္ပါဘူး ဘာဆိုဘာမွ မရွိနိုင္ပါဘူး က်ြန္ေတာ္လဲ အခုလိုေတြး ေနနိုင္မွာ မဟုပ္ပါဘူး သူရွိလို႕သာ ဖန္ဆင္းခဲ့လို႕သာ ဒီအရာေတြကို ၾကည့္ရွု ခံစားေနနိုင္တာ...
09 January, 2011
LIfe?
အလိုေတာ္လို႕ေျပာလိုက္ၾကရင္ လူေတြက အလြယ္ေလးလို႕ထင္ၾကတယ္
ဘာကိုဆိုလိုမွန္း မသိၾကေပမဲ့ ေအာ္ ဘုရားသခင္ရဲ့ ေရႊစိတ္ေတာ္အလိုက် လို႕သာမွတ္ သားထားၾကတယ္ လူတိုင္းမွာ ကိုယ္စီကိုယ္စီ ဘုရားသခင္ရဲ့ အစီအမံေတာ္က ရွိျပီးသားဆိုတာ ထပ္ေျပာစရာမလိုေတာ့ပါဘူး
ဟိုတစ္ေန့က ကင္ဆာေရာဂါ ႏွစ္မ်ိဳးနဲ့ ဆုံးပါးသြားတဲ့ အမ်ိဳးသမီးက ဆိုရင္ ဘာေျပာမွာလဲ လြန္ခဲ့တဲ့...
06 January, 2011
A New
ဒီခရစ္စမတ္မွာ သာယာမွူေတြ လာမဲ့ႏွစ္သစ္ မွာလဲဘုရားသခင္ရဲ့ ေက်းဇူးအေပါင္းခေညာင္းလို႕ စိတ္ကူးစိတ္ေကာင္းမ်ား ေမြးဖြားနိုင္ပါေၾကာင္း တစ္ႏွစ္ေျပာင္းလို႕ အခါမေႏွာင္းစတမ္း ရွင္ေတာ္ဘုရားနဲ့ အတူ ဆင္းရဲမွူ အနစ္အနာခံလို႕ အားလုံးနဲ့အတူ ေဝဒနာေတြကို တစ္ကမာၻ တူသားအားလုံး တစ္သားတည္း ျဖစ္ပါေစ စစ္ေဘး...
03 January, 2011
01 January, 2011
Thank You Lord Jesus
DEAR LORD,
Thank you for creating me as I am
Thank you for feeling my feelings.
Thank you for I found You.
Thank you for your will.
Thank you for all the joys along life's way.
Thank for every morning.
Thank you for making me able to serve You.
Thank you for my family.
Thank you for leading me through trials and fears.
Thank you for hope and faith.
Thank you for trust and love.
Thank you for changing my life.
Thank you for saving my soul.
Thank...
